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Next guy is truly disgusting, gonna use his real name to spite him. Steven, about 62, originally from Austria but ended up in America somehow.
>was teaching some subject or another at a community college in california
>complete idiot and spoke shit english, cant have been a great college
>still, made just enough money to retire in the third world when he got fired for being shit
>hired him off craigslist when my company was in a real crunch, public school about to start and two teachers recently left without warning
>mentions that hes married to a vietnamese woman and they have a kid
>great, must be a stable guy, tell him hes welcome to bring his wife along for the interview
>replies "what about a girlfriend haha"
>oh shit its one of these guys
>when i get to the office they're cuddling on the couch, surrounded by my fucking students who are obviously uncomfortable around them
>shes 28, decades younger than him
>speaks shit english that he obviously taught her himself, because she doesnt know the pronouns "I" and "you"
>instead refers to herself as "baby" and him as "mr steven," disgusting to think about how this guy trained her to do that
>refers to me as "brother" which is a clumsy and direct translation from vietnamese, clearly only speaks english with her bf
>insists on coming with him to his school hours to be a "teaching assistant," the woman was mad jealous and terrified that he would meet an even younger girl who would steal her bank account from her
>whatever, we only need this guy to cover until the new teachers come in a few weeks
>when i pay him his last check and tell him goodbye she grabs the envelope, rips it open, and counts out her share from "assisting him"
>he chuckles in the most disgusting way, will never forget that sound
