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>be me
>be in my schools fitness center on some exercise equipment
>autistic kid to my left, close friend to my right
>autistic kid tries to insult the person to his left about being fat and stupid
>i go in and back him up
>"i think its pretty obvious that you're twice as fat, and possibly 3 rimes as stupid as him"
>autist goes fucking ballistic
>he starts rambling about how he thinks he has a rough life and starts spouting impossibilities at me
>he started with "my parents are dead" i respond with "ive seen your parents before, and i can safely say that idiocy runs in the family"
>autist screams in frustration
>after going back and forth for a while he finally says this, and i quote "i live in the Sahara desert, and i have to walk to school and back every day"
>we live in illinois
>my friend amd i fucking lose it, laughing hysterically
> he then tried to back up his statement with "i get someone to drive me"
>we laugh harder
>autist calls me a whore (yes i am male) and tries to kick me off my exercise equipment, unsuccessfully
>we still laugh about it to this day
