>>9812181>be me>sick>too much bat soup>bad cough>decide to take some Delsym>"30mg Dex per 5ml">throw that little plastic cup away because Im no bitch>start chugging>still coughing>chug some more>fucking cough still there>bottoms up>bottle's dry?>hear beeping>beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep >beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep >its an alarm?>its in my head.>go outside looking for beeper to ... uhhh ... dismantle it?>wandering around with hammer in hand>"Excuse me son, are you okay?">"W ... what?">"Well, you've been wandering out here for a while now">"I'm searching for the beeper">"The beeper?">"you know ... beep beep beep beep beep beep">point it out to her, realize there is no beeping>"Well, the garage beeps once when someone pulls into it. Maybe that's what you're hearing?">concerned_grandma_face.jpg>"I'm also worried you might catch a cold. Is there someone you want me to call?">sudden clarity>realize I'm only wearing boxers, wandering around my apartment complex in the dead of night in drizzly weather>"N ... no ma'am, thanks">wander back to apartment in dream state, getting lost repeatedly on the ~50 yard walk backSo back to the question ...
>is dxm bant approvedAbsolutely, yes. Filthy, cheap high filled with hilarity and mayhem.
