>>14360054Embrace the time-honored American tradition of caloric overload. They can't draft your ass if you are a fatass. Consoom soda, ice cream, and baked delights to your heart's content. Go enough above height-weight standards to bar yourself from consideration.
Sure, they could McNamara your ass in if they get desperate. But by that point, you would buy yourself enough time to ride the Anti-War train out. To flee to Mexico to bang chubby Juanitas or something.
