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>go to store
>grab a few items I need and head to the checkout
>cute girl behind counter compliments me on my shirt
>nervously let out a 't- .. thanks'
>reach into pocket and all my spaghetti falls out
>everyone in the store is staring at me and my spaghetti
>quickly turn around to leave without paying out of nervousness
>slip on spaghetti and fuck my leg up