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>be 5 years ago
>reinstall tinder
>get 1-3 matches a day
>few responses, nothing ever works, don't even bother
>uninstall
>be this year
>reinstall tinder
>3 matches in 4 months
>break up with gf this year because she's got tons of angry issues and compulsively talks ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND LITERALLY CAN'T STOP FOR MORE THAN A SECOND OF GOD DAMN SILENCE
>only girl interested in me is the bicycle at work: everyone gets a ride
>do it anyway because she's cute
Preparing for the boogaloo is probably a better use of my limited time and resources than pursuing women.