>>6350633>WWISorry saw the WW and instantly assume for the II.
>highest award possible at the time>in a time when mustard gas and trenches were a thingHoly shit bro gramps was a badass. You could try Ancestry.goy or something similar if you have a couple of family names. Even I'd be interested to hear what he was like. I've been to war don't get me wrong but WWI and II were something else entirely. Back when weapons were made to kill people not adhere to a standard.
Did you know that the Germans tried to have shotguns banned because they were cruel and inhumane in WWI?
>people seem to die young in my lineageShouldn't that be more reason to keep healthy and fit?
>>6350648>be 16yo waffle>hanging with bros drinking Gueuze >get way too hammered>bunch of teeny boppers falling all over each other>one bro falls right on top of me>hahahaahahahaahahahaah...ha.....ha>look deeply into his eyes>he's kinda cute desu>kiss him passionately right on the mouth>things get out of hand fast>look at other waffle bros>they're all making out around me>take it to the next level>start jerking his dick>Hanz looks at me with lust in his eyes>Ich werde dich ficken, bis du wie eine Kellnerin schreist>I'm fucking diamonds>waste not time pulling down my skinny jeans and batman underoos>let him ride my ass like a horsey >before I know it everyone is having sex>like a god damn german fetish porn video>this was my first timeXDXDXD
Tell me it's not true waffle....
>>6350670>Luckily the gap between my teeth is expandable and retractable at willFucking lost it right here. 11/10 ebin story bro.
>Maybe you won't be such a faggot and develop a bizarre straightnessYes hello it happened let us talk about boobies and bagene fellow heterosexual male.
I discovered I was not only long enough to suck it without much effort but was vertically challenged enough to get the whole thing in until I hit my growth spurt at 15. I never got curious about cum though shits gross either way.
