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GARY'S CAT
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Gary went to Stuart Park and saw a cat. Gary beckoned the cat and it came over and meowed at him. This delighted Gary and the cat also appeared pleased. Gary went home.
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The next day Gary went to Stuart Park he saw the same cat. Gary beckoned the cat and it again came over and meowed at him. They were again very delighted and in fact the cat meowed again. They were both in pure bliss. Gary went home very happy.
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One day Stuart Park was closed down and Gary was sad. But when Gary walked past Stuart Park down Lewis Lane he saw the cat! Gary beckoned the cat and it came over and meowed at him. They were both happy because they were together. Stuart Park or Lewis Lane, it didn't matter. Gary went home happy and sad.
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Gary walked down Lewis Lane every day. Gary saw the cat sometimes but not every day. Gary wished he saw the cat every day like back in Stuart Park but this was better than nothing. Gary thought about taking the cat home but that scared him so he didn't try.
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Eventually Gary stopped seeing the cat on Lewis Lane. It was so long since Gary saw the cat and it meowed at him. This made Gary very very sad.
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One day Gary was on YouTube and saw a cat that looked exactly the same as the cat from Stuart Park and Lewis Lane! Gary was very amused. Gary knew there was no way this could be the same cat. The YouTube cat lived in Austria and had a German accent and would hiss at people! Gary knew his cat would never hiss at anyone.
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Gary watched all of YouTube cat's videos over and over. Gary's favorite video was the Rome hissing vlog. But Gary realized he was tarnishing the memory of his cat by watching an identical cat. His cat had never been to Rome and never hissed at anyone. But now Gary was clouding his brain with videos of an identical cat doing totally uncharacteristic things. Gary knew he had to stop. Gary unsubscribed from the YouTube channel and stopped clicking on YouTube cat's videos.
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TBC
