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>Be at McDonald’s in wealthy Chicago suburb (picrel it’s the McDonald’s I was at)
>Hungry and just got off a zoom call for work so I pull up and go inside
>Eating my $5 meal deal when all of a sudden some fucking kid like 5 years old runs up and looks at my fries, giggles, and takes one
>Snatch it out of his hand and in my mad and needing results from an employee voice, “Fuck out of here! Dumb little shit!”
>Kid cries and runs to mommy Karen
>Karen gets up and I hear her comforting him, “it’s okay, show me who called you a bad word”
>Here we fucking go
>”What makes you think you can cuss at a child you’ve got some nerve”
>”He stuck his hands in my food and took a fry, maybe you should keep an eye on him”
>Karen looks at child, “Is this true”?
>”I’m so sorry, say sorry to the man”
>”Now give me your wallet you’re going to buy him new fries”
>He hands mom a Velcro Paw Patrol wallet and she opens it up, pulls out 4 crumpled up dollars and orders me fries with it, she gives him back the wallet
>Kid sobbing, “mommy that was all my money that was my money”
Fucking kek. Most delicious fries I’ve ever had.
