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come here young bantods come one and come all
for the tale of a nigger, the blackest of all.
his name was von yonkers, of credible breed
he munched upon diapers, with credible speed
He sniffed for the brownest, crapped pants of all
he called himself asriel , when he came upon bant
tears came from his eyes as, he crapped in his pants
he created much creatures , with poop from a stall.
The bantoids began cheering, for yonker's OC
The nothing go turdlings , were with wonderful charm
But there was a child, who wished him great harm
He's known only as joshie , his brother you see.
He was very jelous, of yonkers indeed
He called all of the schizos , and his art they'd steal
They'd make shops of his photos , till yonkers would keel
and then joshie had laughed, with terrible greed.
for yonkers was found dead soon after the deed
he died a young age, of less than 18
found in his bathtub, a makeshift latrine
and joshie soon wore his face like a mask,
You may think this story isn't quite true
But simply ask """yonkers"""" if he eats poo
If he says yes he's yonkers no doubt
but should he says no , you'll have to bail out.
