>>8102374*HONK*
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I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*
*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!!
*sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!! *HONK HONK*
Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!! *HONK HONK HONK*
Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!
Closer...
Clooooosssseerrrr...
*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a cream pie into your face*
