>>18414966>>18415663The sound of cracking wood and breaking glass is heard from the foyer. Shortly after, the gleam of an axe head peeks through the now highly compromised door. With each strike, splinters and sawdust fly through the air.
The onslaught pauses briefly to reveal Baby Jesus Blue eyes peering through the hole in the door. The axe strikes a few more times before an arm bursts through the rift and grabs onto the doorknob. Before the arm could even turn the knob once, the whole door falls off its hinges.
>OOOPS!!!>HI, NEIGHBOR!!!>I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE FOR DIN->WELL LOOK WHO IT IS!!!>SAPPHIRE THE TEENAGE BITCH!!!>AND ASUCKA BANGME WHOREYOU!!!>AND JUST LIKE MISS HAILEY'S EX-MAIN SQUEEZE, YOU SEEM TO BE AS ADEPT AT COPING WITH YOUR MOTHER KILLING HERSELF AS DULLFACE IS AT CASTING SPELLS!!!>AND BEFORE YOU GET ANY IDEAS!!!Red laser dots stream in from various windows with several pointing at Nikki and Sapphire's heads, chests and arms. Two dots are trained at each of Mighty MILF's breasts.
>NOBODY MOVE!!!>IF I EVEN HEAR OR SEE YOU START WHATEVER HARRY POTTER BULLSHIT YOU HAVE GOING ON->LET'S JUST SAY MY PATRONUS IS A 7.62×51mm NATO CARTRIDGE!!!>ANYWAYS->I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR A FIGHT!!!>I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU BIBLICALLY ACCURATE FOOLS IS GOING TO FACE ME AT THE CLASH!!!???Miss USA swings her bat and breaks a vase.
>WHO'S CASBAH IS ABOUT TO BE ROCKED FROM BELL TO BELL BY THE WORLD'S BADDEST BELLE!!!???>IS IT YOU, MISS BAMBI!!!???>AM I I GOING TO HAVE TO FINISH THE HUNTER'S JOB THAT HE STARTED WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!???>IS IT YOU, SADFIRED, DULLFACE, BECKY OR WHATEVER YOU GO BY THESE DAYS!!!???>CONTRACT OR NOT, HONEY, I WILL BEAT YOU SO BAD YOU'D WANT TO AVADA KEDAVRA YOURSELF!!!Miss USA swings her bat again, this time breaking a framed photograph of Stacy and Suzie.
>WHICH BITCH IS WHICH!!!???>WHO'S GOING TO BE BEATEN ALL OVER THE PLACE BY THE UNDISPUTED FACE AND ABSOLUTE ACE OF THE AMERICAN RACE!!!??? 