>>20334025>you try so hard to fit in it's disastrousThat's (You), homie. I've been here longer than you.
>imagine a morbidly fat loser on the government payroll spewing shitty buzzword on internet all day longNigga shut the fuck up you and nobody here has ever seen me.
>imagine your lifeI don't have to: I already live it.
>when are you going to retire?I don't know. I was all done playing the walmartanon character two years ago but 4Chan Culture Committee CEO, GM and Head of Creative Perry Caravello pulled a jedi mind trick to get me to extend my contract. I asked for a number of concessions such as getting my tripcode back and adding in a few aspects of my real life as the character got too exaggerated to be taken seriously.
>>20334027>I was a child I had a toy I called "Fifi".Careful man. That's also the moniker a homemade (or prisonmade) flashlight for when you gotta do some time and is the only way to get off if you're disqualified from the usual conjugal visit.
>>20334038Damn and I thought I had a persecution complex (well, I technically do as I had an assassination attempt when some crazy fuck fired an ice bullet through my window).
