>>5359267>be pic related near Vegas, stationed at McCarran>standing post south-west of the walls with my buddy, middle of nowhere, towards that robot place>knee-high sandbags and hills on all sides, just waiting to get shot>there's some gunfire and then a few explosions in the distance, but too far to worry about>the heat is killing me>almost makes me wish for a nucle->some bullshit is approaching from the direction of shots, I do a double and then triple take>apparently hitting that Jet now and then finally caught up to me>so there's this guy in Ranger armor slowly walking towards our post>but in front of his face is a fucking corpse, I shit you not, just LEVITATING and flopping all about as it floats towards me>the corpse is also half-dismembered and naked, save for standart issue tighty whitieswhatinthegoddamn.holotape
>hear and then smell post buddy shit himself as the guy slowly walks up to us>I see what looks like shrapnel and.. bear trap marks? on his legs>desperately try to hold my spaghetti from bursting out of my dozens of bandoleer pouches>says some bullshit about retrieving the body for some POG bitch, like she's not riding enough dick back at the camp already"Y-yeah we'll take over from here, please leave"
>guy pours two bottles of Sunset into his gullet, stabs each of his legs with a stimpak, then looks at his wrist radio thing and DISAPPEARS into thin fucking air>along with the faint tune of Johnny GuitarWhen I got this assignment, I was hoping for whores and blackjack, not this fucking bullshit.
I don't think that guy was a Ranger at all.
