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My mom asked me what I ordered online, I told it was an external hard drive.
It was actually an onahole and lube.
I feel bad for lying, but its none of her business anyway, and it must be done, this is a personal product.
But the sad part is, I really need a new external drive and if I buy one too soon and she asks me again, she'll know I was lying the first time. So now I have to wait before I buy myself a new drive.
