>>5245308>be me>be Swede>grow up in cucked social democratic family>be shy, short and fat>become 19 and graduate HS>start looking for work>no one's hiring>parents complain about me being spoiled and being a NEET>looking for work again>no one's hiring>apartment in a shitty hole somwhere costs at the very least $65k>finally get a job as a caregiver>go to work>wipe old ppl's ass for 11 hrs/day>finally manage to save $65k after 4 yrs>finally move out to shitty hole in middle of nowhere>recieve a note from the housing organization that some neighbor rented out their place next to yours>find out that the newcomers are Afghans>walk out one day and get dragged in by the Afghans>get gangraped by Jamshid, Alireza, Davoud and Morteza>walk back with bleeding and prolapsing anus when the Afghan partygang is done with you>go to hospital for free healthcare >sign a document and pay a $30 dollar administrative fee>wait for 6 hrs>nurse comes to take a look at you>wait for an additional 6 hrs for doctor to come and look at it too and make a decision>doctor tells you to fuck off and that bleeding and prolapsing anus will cure itself within 2 weeks, if not come back>go back home>willingly go to Jamshid's, Alireza's, Davoud's and Morteza's apartment to get partyfucked because you have Stockholm syndrome now>soring anus gets worse now>go to emergency and complain about rectal issues>get sent home again>say that they did this only because of homophobia>doctor gets scared shitless and decides to cure you>go home and think about how amazing universal healthcare is>get fucked again by Afghan gang living next door>rinse and repeat>vote Social Democrats because free healthcare, Refugees Welcome, gay rights and extended gov't power are the most important things in life>sit down and wonder why taxes are being raised constantly while the welfare state recieves cutbacksYeah, life's good here, can't complain!
