>>10249068>againI uhh...
>eyesThere is such a thing as too old, even for me. I wouldn't be into anyone past thirty. I just find it somewhat easier to talk to older women.
Should I an hero by pulling my eyes out? Does that even kill you? It didn't kill Oedipus.
>curlsAh, I was thinking of the abdominal exercises. In hindsight you did mention that you had dumbells so I should have known.
Are you doing pushups? They're good for your chest.
For legs you can do squats with the dumbells. I can't exactly explain it properly here, but you sort of hold them close to your shoulders and you squat. For calves you could try to raise yourself on tiptoe while holding the dumbells. It works wonders if they are heavy enough. Watch out for your back then you do these though, if your weight is too heavy you'd better stop before something pops. Running also helps, obviously. Or biking if you happen to have one.
>alcoholSpeaking of which, what do you know about beer? Is it true that drinking too much will make you end up growing bitch tits? All I know about it is that you obtain it with the help of a certain fungus, which sounds quite disgusting.
