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>service call at charity care centers for retards
>resident mechanic tells amusing story
>5'10" tard gets hungry, doesn't tell wrangler
>tard decides to hulk-smash lock off freezer
>tard eats 1 pound of frozen bacon and 24 frozen waffles in one go
>wranglers go full tardcon 1, everything shuts down
>paperwork takes days to fill out
>tard never gets sick