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According to a Catasauqua, PA Court Order, I must make the following truthful confession
(With the help of a court-appointed lawyer)
[ ] I admit that I have Autism.
[ ] I murdered my brother; I pushed him out of the window from which he fell.
[ ] I am a compulsive liar.
[ ] I have severe delusions and fantasies; I live in a totally-fabricated fantasy world, populated with friends, creatures and organizations that simply do not exist.
[ ] I have always sought attention, affirmation, praise.
[ ] I have only one name: Jordan M Rivera.
[ ] I am Mexican. I am not White.
[ ] I apologise for my death threats, abuse and open hostility.
[ ] I am unemployed and unemployable; I only live in my current home environment under strict supervision.
[ ] I have real-life parents.
[ ] I am not an artist; I am not creative. I have no discernable talent.
[ ] Sleep deprivation has been my source of inspiration.
[ ] I am fat; I have mental health issues.
[ ] I am a virgin. I have never experienced any interpersonal sexual activity.
[ ] Klim is a figment of my imagination.
[ ] I do have a diaper fetish.
[ ] I have licked poop.
[ ] I watch children's programming, because I only have the mentality of an 8-yo.
[ ] I am 16 years old.
[ ] I am incapable of making any long-term plans, nor sticking to them; my organizational skills are virtually non-existent.
[ ] I have no, nor am able to, make friends. I am very lonely.
[ ] I act irrational, delusional and deconstructively.
[ ] I wish I never became an adult.
[ ] I wish I was a female.
[ ] I regret endorsing rape.
[ ] I am a furry, but fully human.
[ ] I am homosexual.
[ ] I have an irrational compulsion to reply to any post that I think is about myself, even if I humiliate myself in the process of doing so.
[ ] I deeply apologise for any hurt that I have caused.
Jordan M Rivera, Catasauqua PA, 09/19/21
