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>Science? Denied.
>/lgbt/? LE BAD!
>Onions? CONSUMED.
>Trans folx? HATED!
>Two more weeks? WAITING!
>Ben Shapiro? WATCHED.
>Murdock Murdoch? BINGED.
>4chan screencaps? POSTED.
>Waifu pillows? POSTED.
>AR-15? PREORDERED.
>Doritos? EATEN.
>Mountain Dew? AT MY SIDE.
>Wife? NONEXISTENT!
>Me? LOSER.
>'Sharty? ONLINE!
>Silencer? ON.
>Leftover pizza? IN THE FRIDGE.
>Religion? TRADCATH.
>4chan community? GROOMED.
>Donald Trump? DONATED TO (just two more weeks!)
>Bleachbooru? IN ANOTHER TB.
>Political opinions everyone agrees with? DISAGREED.
>HRT? IN NEED OF.
>Self-sufficient? NO WAY.
>Degree? NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE.
>Trans kids? BULLIED INTO SUICIDE.
>Orange man? LE GOOD!
>Basic facts? FALSE!
>Job? NEVER HAD ONE.
>Health? GETTING BAD.
>iFunny posts? RATED.
>Colaws? SUBSCRIBED.
>Trip to Hyperborea? BOOKED.
>Things I own? IN MY ROOM IN MY PARENT'S HOUSE.
>Things I rent? NOTHING.
>Town? CONTROLLED BY KARENS.
>Transport? MOM'S CAR.
>Elon Musk? LE SAVIOR OF TWITTER.
>Mom's house? LIVING IN IT.
>My room? LOOKING GOOD.
>Cyberfrog? BASED AND REDPILLED.
>My MAGA Academia? SUPPORTED.
>Discord boogeyman? BELIEVED.
>Global cooperation? OPPOSED.
>Dismantling white power structures? OPPOSED.
>Mike Lindell? TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT.
>Yep, it's 'pol time!
