>>17232549OP in Oregon, having a larp about next week:
>We're gonna flip on the 5G and de-activate all the vaxxies, so pepper your angus for the New Atlantis, anons!In reality, next week:
>Biden approaches the podium, awkwardly shouts: "This administration has the hankerfarble and wants to assure you... that the entire water table for the midwest that was exposed to... dioxin chemicals... are NOT dangerous to drink, because we're AMERICANS, and we stick together as AMERICANS, and...uh... I, uh... I spoke to a comishablerector at the EPA, who has ASSURED me that the water is perfectly safe to drink, and dioxins are NOT poisonous because that's a WHITE SUPREMACIST CONSPIRACY THEORY!!... so uh... God bless the brave men and women who died for--- er, who SERVE this administration... and told us the water is perfectly safe." 