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>be me
>masturbating (to thoughts of my wife of course)
>blow a load all over my hands
>just then, my positions shoot up by 10,000%
>OHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNO
>can't touch my keyboard because jizz hands
>can't sell, I have to clean my hands off
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY POSITIONS ARE FALLING
>THIS WAS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!!!
>finally get my hands cleaned off
>shares are back to around +5%
never again.