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[A letter to Onigiri postmarked from the Curry residence]
Namaste, Onigiri!
This is Curry Girl, I've been asked to mail you this letter on behalf of your baby sister.
This is her very first attempt at writing and she's elected to master cursive before learning grammar, spelling, or even the alphabet so I'm providing you with a translation.
>Big Sis
>How's things? Enjoying yourself?
>I'm certainly not
>Life is awful and everyone is terrible
>As you may have heard I'm taking a temporary leave of absence from the ring to concentrate on my studies
>Not of my own accord of course
>They've got me locked up in a trash heap called Saint Pomodoro's School for Rambunctious Girls
>I'm told it's the most prestigious school for delinquent girls in the entire world
>I hope you come visit after you finish snipping those nips in the bud
>On the subject of Japan, I hear it's full of monsters. Yokai I believe they're called
>Have you met Skibidi Toilet?
>If so do you think he could be convinced to eat Colby Jefferson?
>Your adorable baby sis, Masala