>>15890023You don't get it, amerifat.
Your most beloved, the reason you live and breath, the thing you would (actually probably not) die without, deep fried foods. Almost all of them are Scottish. Breading and deep frying things started in Scotland.
You owe 100% of your culinary heritage to Scotland. They invented everything deep fried. They are like Gods to you. Worship them instead of the jews.