>>2235419Once upon a time there lived a very sad banana named PooinLoo. PooinLoo lived in a asbestos in Fruitsville. He was sad because he had no friends, but then he thought, "How am I going to get friends if I don't go looking for some? I am going to go out and look for some friends."
So PooinLoo put on his nipple ring to impress people and went out to Drumpfland. He was walking around Drumpfland when he met a nice lady banana called Anonymous. She said, "Hello, my name is Anonymous. Do you want to go to Linkin Park, and go on the Shillcoaster? PooinLoo said, "OK, If you will be my friend." "Yes!" She replied. So PooinLoo and Anonymous became good friends and PooinLoo wasn't sad anymore.
Later on they got married and had % little bananas called Cum and Bum. And they all lived happily ever after.
