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GOD I fucking hate my stupid retarded brain. It just randomly decides that I should spit everything out in my mouth sometimes. Not that I'm drinking too fast or in a weird posture, or doing anything wrong at all, not that I have a cough or a sneeze or anything, it's just literally nothing, and then I randomly spit everything out in all directions. It's happened a hundred times at this point and I can sometimes realize it's going to happen and turn away, but then other times it's just fucking out of nowhere and I spray at whatever's in front of me. I've had to deal with this while in class.
And of course, it had to happen while I was drinking tea, so that my entire laptop and keyboard got covered in tea. Literally the worst drink you could have to wipe. I didn't even have any napkins so I just had to get a shirt out of my drawer and wipe it with that.
It's so goddamn scary every time because I'm paranoid that any electronics I have will stop working the second a drop of liquid hits them, and no matter how many times I learn otherwise I can't stop feeling like it. It doesn't help that fucking everything goes insane on the screen because I have a touchscreen and it reacts to tea for some reason.
Most of the time it doesn't cause any damage, but this time it actually managed to fuck the laptop's keyboard up. Now it randomly spams a random key until I press it and annoys the shit out of me. The worst part is that, the keyboard is so old that the hotkeys are all somehow completely mixed up, so for example, pressing 4 makes it put in a T. So I have to press everything until I figure out which key it is. I don't know what I did to deserve this shit.
Even better, Windows doesn't let me turn off the laptop's keyboard from the device manager. They give you an option to erase the device completely, but not let you simply turn it off. What the fuck is the sense in that. I have to hope deleting it is okay.
I'm just never gonna be looking at the PC while drinking something again.
