>>14804745Sorry, I can't help it. I'm just a massive fucking pedophile. It's woven in my DNA to love the touch of a child. I learned martial arts just so I could expertly disorient kids for abduction. I love them.
>>14804746I have a joke for you. Rate it out of 10, okay?
>One day Superman is flying over the Justice League building...>He looks down to see Wonder Woman sprawled out on her back, naked, tanning.>"Wow she is so hot, if only I can have a chance at that!" He exclaimed to himself. Suddenly a thought occurred to him...>"Wait, I am Superman! I can fly down there and have sex with her and fly off so fast she wouldn't even know what happened!">So Superman quickly swoops down, does his business and flies off satisfied. Wonder Woman quickly gets up,>"What was that, I thought I heard something?">Invisible man replies, "I don't know, but my ass really hurts." 