>>1432639That is not the way, friend.
Allow me to provide you with very important knowledge...
The 5 Stages of the Bog Pill
ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes
Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact
γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes
Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, won't be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking
ω (Omega Phase)
Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases, Igor will appear but never Grishka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage
⍋ Phase
Bogface
Ability to see anything
other universes
talk to aliens
addiction the bogposting
can last up to 6 weeks
must abandon your freinds and family
p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̾ͧ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage
; - t̺̱̣̣̼͑̓͞r̷̫̠̩̬͊ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̗̖̳̹̙̐̌͌͑ͧl͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
will see aliens that will test mental capacity
a̘̪̬͙̟̘̓ͩͪ́́͜ͅb̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̔ͫ̕asked
able to citrus-dick without pain
flying
Theorized 6th bogstage
never been reached
immortality is granted
replace Igor
;﷼⸎
