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>"Okay, how do you do this phone camera gimmick? It says in my job description I was supposedta put up a movie for you shitters last night and I haven't done it yet, so I gotta get this done."
Judy Jankowski looks into the camera, squints, and then realizes she's holding an empty can of whipped cream in her hands.
>"Yeah, hey. I see that look on your face. Don't you judge me. Look, if you never done whippets before gettin' outta bed, you haven't lived my life, okay?"
Judy tosses the can of whipped cream aside and squirms in place on the bed.
>"Anyway, it's been a rough day for us all, so I just gotta say this. For the Divine Angels and Prank Club and anyone else who needs to hear it:"
>"GET OVER IT."
>"You wanna honor the dead? Live your life the way they woulda wanted it. When my friend Tanya Maple OD'd in 2006, you know who did lines off her casket and joked about throwing her husband a rainbow party to cheer him up?? ME AND GINNY AND THE GIRLS. And she woulda done the same thing if she'd been there and one of us was room temperature in that box. Let me ask you something, you think Sapphire wants you bawlin' your beady little eyes out, or you think she wants you pulling the prank of the century on the Auditors, beatin' the shit outta Steeli Yastuffi, and then kicking motherfuckers in the balls?"
Judy sniffs.
>"Kids, this is the WRESTLING BUSINESS. You're gonna have friends die young. Or you're gonna be one of the dead ones. We put our chins up and we keep going for the girls who didn't make it, because there'll ALWAYS be girls that didn't make it. And that's not what the bosses tell the feds when they ask questions, or what your trainer tells you, but it's the goddamn TRUTH, and if it was any more blunt you could smoke it."
