>>3681925>fat, ugly, repulsive creature is sitting in a decrepit chair>The light fixture turns, on alering him to get ready for work at Shlomo Inc.>The creature in question is the famed amerimutt, Destroyer of HeritagesMerica ain't sendin' their best no mo
>gets out of chair>*arrumph*>*massive disgusting burp*>Moonshine bottle falls on the floor with a titanic clankLet me tell you, Im 100% EURO-pean! I am scottish-Italian-English
>has micro strokeYep, Merca is the best God dam-MED-d country in the world!
>sharts pantsOh yeah, Mercan is the most widely spoken language on the planet
>Another shart rips through his trousersAny critism of our brave men, women, and children ought to be met with violence
We have 19 aircraft carriers, what do yall have in, uh, sushiland!
>back up, stumbles over recliner and rolls over arm>is now laying down on the floor, belly downurrmph, USA, USA, USA. We are all mercan, wheder it be red, brown...uh pink
>Has heart attack from 5th big mac>diesThis ladies and gentlemen, is the ballad of the shart.
