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Every year, the local MAID center celebrates Christmas by organizing a public execution of its finest patients on main street, where they are hanged by the neck and left on display for 24 hours. Your roommate (pic related) has been looking forward to this all year and wants to sign up to be executed.
MAID only allows people to sign up in pairs, and your roommate wants you to be his MAID cellmate. If he signs up without you, you'll be left without a roommate and will only have a week to find another one, after which you will be arrested and euthanized in a lower-ranked MAID center.
You're reluctant to sign up but are also excited at the idea of being executed on Christmas. And you don't want to risk being sent to an unestablished MAID center. Your roommate asks you to hurry because there's a limited number of spots and if you sign up late, you may end up spending months rotting in a poorly-rated MAID center out of town.
What do?
