>>998177>be 29, single>worked my ass off through college, started making six figures as soon as I was done>eventually made a startup and sold it, became pretty wealthy for my age>dating this girl, super hot, really smart, not a shrill harpy>she loves to go to the beach>we always go and stare out at the ocean silently>she even goes on walks alone when I'm at work>one day she tells me she's pregnant>it's mine>ohshit.jpg>she brings up marriage pretty quickly>kinda suspicious>I still want to do the right thing, so I propose soon>obviously she accepts>few months later we get married>marriage is huge, she spared no expense out of my pocketbook>I went with it, you only get married once right?>about a month later the baby comes>I'm really excited by this point>we're in the delivery room, she's screaming obviously>I hold her hand tight, she manages to say she loves me through the screams>the baby's head pokes out>it's a fucking seal>the seal falls on the floor and flops around, honking>the door gets knocked off its hinges>the biggest fucking elephant seal I've ever seen in my fucking life shuffles in>HONK HONK HONK>I'm in shock>my wife laughs at me>tells me she's been fucking him since before we even met>I run out of the room, humiliated and trying to hold back tearsShe took everything in the divorce. I don't even know how what she did to me was legal. I live with my parents now, I pay half 60% of what I earn to alimony, she never spoke to me again except to demand money.
Learn from my mistakes. Don't end up like me.
