>>14884463I'm fairly certain the fissured and waxen complexions of Watson and Wright can be almost exclusively put down to the fact that they spent the vast majority of their twenties lazing beneath the roasting sun of whatever tropical paradise lifestyle their HP money provided for.
With that being said...
Pickings are indeed rather slim in this dismal, grey, fish-hybrid infested piss-stain of a country... and were Bonnie Wright... in all her salt-flat-cracked skinned, lantern-jawed glory to stroll down the street... well I'm sure there'd be plenty of men bowing down before her to kiss her pasty ginger feet.