Yonkers Own Last Words to his adoring fans: “Yonkers Is Dead!”
https://youtu.be/Xco4EK2jpnA1. You licked poop
2. You had mold on your feet
3. You constantly deny your mother
4. Actually you constantly deny reality
5. You get horny with diapers
6. You get horny with Pokémon on diapers
7. You crave attention from people who despise you and would kick your ass if they were to meet you in person
8. You are a worthless piece of shit that has literal excrement on his skin, showers “whenever he feels like it”, and never helps around his house.
9. You are insane. You are too insane to realise you are insane.
Yoinkass is a Brown-Belt student of Poojitsu Kung-Poo, a completely different martial shart - an ancient Asian scat fighting technique.
