> at place in which I perform my occupation> need to shit> have held it in for 3 hours> i'm growing a tail> garbage-tier meeting is over> sonic the hedgehog over to the bathroom> smell's like bob barker's taint in there> don't care> man using urinal > plop rump on the toilet> unleash the motherload> so much shit, so much noise> man in urinal notices > laughs so hard he can't balance> falls on the ground> ureter doesn't care about that gay shit> continues pissing until there's an ocean of piss all around the restroom> lmao.gov> man becomes silent due to embarassment> I shit you not, uses single paper towel and wipes the floor once> no effect, floor still covered in piss> doesn't wash hands> leavestl;dr: Do not use public restrooms
