>>22232494First I would shoot Gargamel in the face to become the hero of Smurfs.
Then I would start a berry winery business where smurfs would be my smurf-berry picking slaves. Smurfina would be chained to a pole on the smurf hut and every smurf who exceeded their daily quota of smurf berries would get to fuck her.
All the problem smurfs I would promote to the special distillery department where I would promise them easy jobs but in reality I would just pickle them in a bottle and turn them into special moonshine alcohol.
