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Once upon a midnight dreary, making shitposts weak and weary,
Over many a queer and dubious trainwreck of forgotten board,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly I saw a trapping,
Which got me gently fapping, fapping at a sissy whore.
`'Tis some twink,' I muttered, `fapping at this sissy whore -
Traps aren't gay, and nothing more.'
Ah, distinctly I doth rember it was in the bleak December,
And each time I saw some member spamming the shit out of my board.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From r/banter surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the shitpost war -
For the rare and radiant funpost whom the britbongs spammed with gore -
Anonymous here for evermore.
