>>17359598Reading this post was the second most disappointing thing that's happened to me today. What was the first you ask? Well, pull up a chair and I'll tell you friend.
So there I was with my side chick - 18 years old, blonde, tight and perky. We were going at it for an hour or so, and she goes to me, she goes "oh SmellyDanglyLabia, spray your shit down my throat I love it when you do that". So I'm close to busting at this point, my throbbing 10 inch manhammer about to burst so I tell her "ok LaQueesha, close your eyes and open your mouth". Which, she does of course, being a good female who knows her job in the sack. So I position myself over her mouth and let it rip. Spurt after spurt of steaming hot mess hits her mouth and chin. Let me tell you, it was everywhere. I must have been backed up lol! All of a sudden, she starts freaking out like I"ve never seen her do before. I ask her what's wrong. Turns out, here's the kicker my man, she wanted my ball juice, my baby batter if you will. Immediately I felt regret as I looked at her - still warm streams of oily chunky digested quesedillas and nachos con queso running down her pretty blonde face, my literal shit sprayed into her mouth and on her face. The smell, man the smell was wretched and she looked so pitiful. Mascara mixing with my anal load running down her face like a drunken, feces covered prom date. And as she reluctantly swallowed the mouthful of brown goo I had plastered her tonsils with, I thought to myself "This is pretty damn disappointing".
