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Post your one true waifu and tell us a little bit about her pros and cons.
I'll start:
+ fucks shit up
+ very low maintenance
+ can operate operationally, easily handles stress
+ can hunt and butcher her own food
+ gee, Kino, how come your mum lets you carry TWO handguns?
+ comes with a sweet bike
+ proficient with all sorts of tools, knives, firearms, traps and gadgets, as well as repairs
+ peaceful and diplomatic, but will and has busted caps in fools when absolutely necessary
+ plenty of crazy stories, if you get her to share
+/- dresses up with function in mind instead of form
+/- no flashy accessories or pretty dresses
+/- no marriage and no kids
+/- curves nowhere to be seen
+/- looks like a 13 year old boy
+/- stoic and honest to a fault
- most likely has mild schizophrenia, and maybe PTSD
- talks to her bike
- will always choose the bike over you
- ideological hobo, absolutely no settling down
- staying with her means life of a nomad
- will leave without a second thought if you can't keep up with the lifestyle
- not quite a vegan, but still a big 'nature person'
- not into physical contact or open affection
- covered in knives, guns, munitions, provisions and other shit, might as well be hugging a pile of scrap
- carries hipster shit like .44 Colt Navy, .22LR third series Woodsman and a TACTICOOL Arisaka/M21 EBR hybrid abomination
- sometimes gets 2deep4u philosophical
- Chris Hansen be shooting glances your way
