>>12527898Hypothesis 1: He had to go to the toilet at 2AM and then started looking at his cellphone/tablet/computer afterwards
Hypothesis 2: He had an erotic dream and started fapping to calm his boner down, but didn't go to sleep afterwards.
Hypothesis 3: Somebody at his house was being very noisy at night.
Hypothesis 4: He forgot to close the tap after he washed his hands.
Hypothesis 5: A bird smashed against his window.
Hypothesis 6: He got phonecalls from some scammer from India.
Hypothesis 7: He had a nightmare about something weird.
Hypothesis 8: Somebody played a prank on him by sticking his hand in a bowl of icy water while he was asleep.
