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>Helloooooo my adoring simps! It's time for another episode of Kasumi Kapitalism! Now today I'm gonna throw some IQ points in your brains about stocks! Now, stocks are tricky. When to sell or when to buy? What to choose how to buy? It's enough to make your head spin! Luckily, I'm gonna help you figure this dumb shit out! Now, I'm no George Hackensabitch but I like to think I'm a pretty goddamned good wrestler. So let's do some risk management, just like stocks, and for no reason in particular compare ME to Colby fucking Jefferson!
Kasumi grins and snaps as the video goes to another image.
