>>1799204I've smoke durries since I was 15 cunt. What of it?
Can confirm that sparking a tailor made in front of the sheilas instead of a rolly gets em ready to hit the sack in the back of the ute. I've rooted a sheila for every pack of smokes I've inhaled and that's a fuckload mates.
I joined the defence force at age 27 after smoking for 12 years, almost half of my life and ran the 2.4km in 9m36s. Flogged the ass off 70 other younger non-smoking pussy recruits. After they saw my prowess on the track and cottoned on to the fact I was choofin cancer sticks like they were going out of fashion they all took up punching durries too. Needless to say all of their fitness improved over the next 11 weeks of rookies.
If ya don't smoke you're a bloody idiot and a weak poofter who's gonna stay a childless virgin and end up suckin cocks instead of glorious darts.
