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>be me
>having a real shit day
>some kid starts being a little bitch during Physical Education
>grab a cricket bat
>hit that bitch on the head with the bat
>he starts crying
>he runs to the teacher
>I panic
>I hit him again
>he falls over and hits his head
>he is unconcious
>teacher notices anyway
>takes me to principal's office
>principal calls my parents
>my parents convince principal not to expel me from the school
>Me when
