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Chad would hate you. He's an alpha male who is rich, powerful, influential, and no doubt has thousands of potential suitors. Why would the one percent of the one percent go after such low value women on Tinder?
Here is what you have to do in order to even have the BAREST of chances with Chad:
1) Be an adult female. Chad is straight as an arrow and would never waste his time with women and children.
2) Have at least adult-sized boobs (C cup or higher)
3) have some talents or aspiration in your life, like Chad himself. aspiring to be a nurse is not a prolific career choice.
4) Be capable of cooking a meal for him. boiled hot dogs or microwave meals don't count.
5) Never cry or pout like a child. Chad does not date weak, emotional women.
6) clean your FUCKING ROOM and take a shower, holy shit
7) Have the 5 Cs: Cash, car, crib. you are an adult female and should be able to take care of yourself. chad is busy and wants a woman, not a kid to take care of.
