TOILETISM
Yonkers own Poop/Diaper Cult of “TOILETISM”
Yonkers IS a GOD!
Poop is a suitably-fragrant sacrificial offering acceptable to His Holiness Yonkers, to avert his wrath (as a ‘Poopropitatory Offering’).
Jenkem is an acceptable fragrant devotional offering to consume, in worship of His Holiness Yonkers.
May we always thankfully come under the Mighty Expulgation of His generous Grace and Mercy!
St Gastro
Pope Poop 1st
Rt Rev Lole
Enema Emissary
Apostle of Autism
Diaper Disciple
Bishop of Brap, Catasauqua, PA
Missionary Mittens
Bowel Brother
Blessed Virgin Megan
Deacon of Diarrhoea
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https://for-the-dolers.mn.co/feed )