>>840226> be a cucked role-playing turbovirgin who unironically posted "fuck 5 girls a week" like anyone has the time for that when not doing some meme holidays> doesn't know that I fuck my gf 5 times a day and for the first couple months I literally don't let them leave the bed> implying that if I DON'T get my fugg according to the schedule I set in, for whatever reason, I don't just waddle around with balls hurting like motherfucker> implying I shouldn't just go and relieve myself, because it's healthy to have pain in your ballsyou don't even know what it's like to be a man, kiddo
sometimes you just HAVE to relieve yourself right fucking now, and that effect is exacerbated when your body is used to dumping spunk all over a chick regularly
