The Quartet Of Tards And their Misadventures: Part 5; The Party
>After our successful mission Me, Paul, Ritchie and a bunch of their friends decide to go out that weekend> Just hang out and have fun. Plays some vidya>A good time was had>until some dude proposed something>” I heard some people who’re supporting the Tards are having a party too. We should crash it”>All of us are for it>Except Ritchie>Ritchie feels like this whole war is because of him and just wants everyone to get along again>Paul waves him off. Makes the decision for him and drags him along with us>We’re off to wreck a party Motherfuckers!>After a while we arrive on our bikes>We hear music and fun times>How dare they have fun!?>We rush to the door and knock>What happened next we didn’t expect>Randy opens up>We stare in shock he’s up and about>Both his arms are in plaster>Randy stares back>Behind him we see a bunch of Defectors staring at us>Behind us we have our Soldiers staring as well>It was like a Mexican standoff only not as exiting and without guns>I hear two brutal war cry akin to that of a fucking yeti fused with a T-Rex and William Wallace>Randy and Paul go fuck at it>Literally MMA punching the shit out of each other>The rest of us watch the two fight>I stand in awe. As is the rest>Paul manages to throw Randy of the porch in some sort of WWE move>The two now going at it in the front yard>Some girl Defectors tried to break the two up>Some of our girl Soldiers stop them from breaking the fight up>Cat fight ensues >OhFuckYes.GIF>>4891945>Me and the guys start cheering the names of our heroes>The Defectors do the same>Eventually one of the neighbors called the police>The cops arrived and we scattered. Me and Ritchie manage to pull Paul of Randy and book it out of thereThe very first skirmish and it’s a fucking banger. You wonder what happened next huh? WELL KEEP READING YOU FUCKS
