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>be German tourist in Italy
>stay 10 days in Sardinia in a beach paradise in the middle of nowhere surrounded by nature and silence
>spend the whole day at the hotel pool drinking beer
>you can eat every single prelibacy the Italian cuisine has to offer you in the 4 stars hotel restaurant cooked by expert chefs
>choose to only eat fucking pasta with tomato sauce and French fries
>while sitting in the pool area
>go back to Germany
>"Italy is the most beautiful place ever on earth, the food is astoundingly good, 10/10 will come visiting again"
Why German tourists are so retarded?