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>dad give me 5 bucks
>"spend 'em wisely champ"
>go to find good woman
>start thinking where can I find good women
>while thinking where could I find a woman this guy who everyone calls "el flaco pérez" gets in my way
>flaco means thin
>That means he's really fucking fat
>not "fat" fat, yomomma kind of fat
>even after bathing with the help of his mom and 5 more people, flaco pérez still smelled like rotten grease, burnt rubber and cat piss mixed with some druk fuck's puke
>The fucking fat ass was the reason why every sidewalk in the fucking town looked like pic related
