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>be me
>taking random trains because bored
>midnight, bumfuck nowhere slovakia
>find nice abandoned building to sleep in
>set up my bedroll and sleeping bag at third floor
>sleep
>suddenly wake up
>hear someone run into the building
>think it's a hobo about to kill me
>grab a brick and slowly walk down the stairs
>hold brick over my head ready to strike in case things get ugly
>walk around a corner
>an old man stands with his pants down peeing against the entrance wall
>sees me with a brick
>screams and runs away
>I grab my shit and run the opposite way
>sleep in a bush instead
